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LiL joker 757
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 |  Subject: JOKES !!?!??!  Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:25 pm | |
| the oldest and stupidest one
your mom is so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
WHATS ur oldest joke or fun thing | |
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Ghost
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:27 pm | |
| Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing... :L | |
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LiL joker 757
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:29 pm | |
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Ghost
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:30 pm | |
| - Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
- Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. (Oldy)
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LiL joker 757
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:33 pm | |
| - Ghost wrote:
- Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
- Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. (Oldy)
yeah last one is major old and i thought it was Chinese pone book well there is def. diff. ways to tell it | |
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Sangetsu
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:38 pm | |
| your mother make more threesomes as BMW | |
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LiL joker 757
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:39 pm | |
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Sangetsu
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:42 pm | |
| in german the joke is better  (3er BMW) so she makes more 3er as BMW | |
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LiL joker 757
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Sangetsu
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:51 pm | |
| ok then another
your mother buy fruit by apple | |
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LiL joker 757
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:34 pm | |
| - Sangetsu wrote:
- ok then another
your mother buy fruit by apple YEAH i dont get that one either | |
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Sangetsu
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:14 am | |
| omg >.<
fruit e.g: apples, bananas and so on
aplle=company who make e.g: ipod | |
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NickT-
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:29 am | |
| yo mommas so fat when she fell over all the cars drove round her thinking she was an island (kinda old) | |
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LiL joker 757
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:48 am | |
| ^^ haha never heard that one nick and ^^^^ thats the guy b4 u ohhh ok i get it now apple lol dude my bad   | |
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*Foxhound*
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:41 am | |
| Yo mama has been on a see food diet ever since she was born when she see's food she eat's it haha Old but oh well! | |
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dee-master
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:27 am | |
| ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio  lol | |
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Ghost
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:17 am | |
| - dee-master wrote:
- ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio lol
lol, not bad (: | |
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LiL joker 757
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:47 am | |
| - dee-master wrote:
- ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio lol
yeah never heard that one nice lol | |
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ELITE HENDEE
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:00 pm | |
| Your moms so FAT, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs | |
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LiL joker 757
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:31 pm | |
| thanks thats really nasty | |
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*Foxhound*
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NickT-
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:55 am | |
| your mommas so small she tried raping a gummy bear | |
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MagikJr
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:56 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! | |
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LiL joker 757
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:45 pm | |
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MagikJr
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES !!?!??! Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:31 pm | |
| We have women in the military, but they don't put em in the front lines. They don't know if they can fight, if they can kill. I think they can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.' The First Joke thats not a Yo Momma Joke | |
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