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PostSubject: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:25 pm

the oldest and stupidest one

your mom is so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order


WHATS ur oldest joke or fun thing
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:27 pm

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing... :L
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:29 pm

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing... :L


OMFG dude i never heard of that one

LMAO LMAO affraid affraid affraid affraid lol! lol! lol! lol! scratch
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:30 pm

  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
  • Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. (Oldy)
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:33 pm

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  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
  • Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. (Oldy)

yeah last one is major old and i thought it was Chinese pone book well there is def. diff. ways to tell it
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:38 pm

your mother make more threesomes as BMW
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:39 pm

^^^umm that i dont get
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:42 pm

in german the joke is better Razz (3er BMW) so she makes more 3er as BMW
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:44 pm

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in german the joke is better Razz (3er BMW) so she makes more 3er as BMW

ohh ok lol

i took german in school for 3 yrs man and i forgot everything like just some words lol! afro
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 3:51 pm

ok then another

your mother buy fruit by apple
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 15, 2009 6:34 pm

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ok then another

your mother buy fruit by apple


YEAH i dont get that one either
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 16, 2009 4:14 am

omg >.<

fruit e.g: apples, bananas and so on

aplle=company who make e.g: ipod
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 16, 2009 4:29 am

yo mommas so fat when she fell over all the cars drove round her thinking she was an island (kinda old)
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 16, 2009 6:48 am

^^ haha never heard that one nick

and ^^^^ thats the guy b4 u ohhh ok i get it now apple lol dude my bad afro lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeSun Oct 18, 2009 4:41 am

Yo mama has been on a see food diet ever since she was born when she see's food she eat's it haha Old but oh well!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 19, 2009 9:27 am

ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio Smile lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 19, 2009 10:17 am

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ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio Smile lol

lol, not bad (:
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ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio Smile lol

yeah never heard that one nice lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeWed Oct 21, 2009 12:00 pm

Your moms so FAT, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Razz
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeWed Oct 21, 2009 12:31 pm

thanks thats really nasty
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeSat Oct 24, 2009 3:06 pm

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Your moms so FAT, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Razz
loooool haha good one! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeSun Oct 25, 2009 7:55 am

your mommas so small she tried raping a gummy bear
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeSun Oct 25, 2009 6:56 pm

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 26, 2009 6:45 pm

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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
lol!

HAHHAHAHA this one made me laugh affraid cheers lol! http://media.gamebat http://mw2scope.com/ VERY NICE lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   JOKES !!?!??! I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 27, 2009 6:31 pm

We have women in the military, but they don't put em in the front lines. They don't know if they can fight, if they can kill. I think they can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'

The First Joke thats not a Yo Momma Joke lol!
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