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PostSubject: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:25 pm

the oldest and stupidest one

your mom is so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order


WHATS ur oldest joke or fun thing
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:27 pm

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing... :L
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:29 pm

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing... :L


OMFG dude i never heard of that one

LMAO LMAO affraid affraid affraid affraid lol! lol! lol! lol! scratch
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:30 pm

  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
  • Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. (Oldy)
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:33 pm

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  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
  • Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. (Oldy)

yeah last one is major old and i thought it was Chinese pone book well there is def. diff. ways to tell it
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:38 pm

your mother make more threesomes as BMW
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:39 pm

^^^umm that i dont get
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:42 pm

in german the joke is better Razz (3er BMW) so she makes more 3er as BMW
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:44 pm

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in german the joke is better Razz (3er BMW) so she makes more 3er as BMW

ohh ok lol

i took german in school for 3 yrs man and i forgot everything like just some words lol! afro
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:51 pm

ok then another

your mother buy fruit by apple
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:34 pm

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ok then another

your mother buy fruit by apple


YEAH i dont get that one either
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:14 am

omg >.<

fruit e.g: apples, bananas and so on

aplle=company who make e.g: ipod
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:29 am

yo mommas so fat when she fell over all the cars drove round her thinking she was an island (kinda old)
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:48 am

^^ haha never heard that one nick

and ^^^^ thats the guy b4 u ohhh ok i get it now apple lol dude my bad afro lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:41 am

Yo mama has been on a see food diet ever since she was born when she see's food she eat's it haha Old but oh well!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:27 am

ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio Smile lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:17 am

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ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio Smile lol

lol, not bad (:
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:47 am

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ya mam so fat, she though a rubber dingi was a cheerio Smile lol

yeah never heard that one nice lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:00 pm

Your moms so FAT, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Razz
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:31 pm

thanks thats really nasty
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:06 pm

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Your moms so FAT, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Razz
loooool haha good one! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:55 am

your mommas so small she tried raping a gummy bear
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:56 pm

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:45 pm

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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
lol!

HAHHAHAHA this one made me laugh affraid cheers lol! http://media.gamebat http://mw2scope.com/ VERY NICE lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES !!?!??!   Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:31 pm

We have women in the military, but they don't put em in the front lines. They don't know if they can fight, if they can kill. I think they can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'

The First Joke thats not a Yo Momma Joke lol!
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